The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
What did one wall say to the other?' 'I'll meet you at the corner.'
Where do pancakes rise? In the yeast.
Why did Novak Djokovic pay for his flight to Australia with a Mastercard? Because his Visa didn’t work.
Try the seafood diet—you see food, then you eat it.
Doctor: I think your DNA is backwards.ME: …And?
After dinner my wife asked if I could clear the table. I needed a running start, but I made it.
What do you call a zombie’s butt? Deadass
30 percent of pet owners let their pets sleep in their bed. I tried it and my goldfish died.
I didn't want to believe that my dad was stealing from his job as a traffic cop, but when I got home, all the signs were there.
In 2017 I didn't do a marathon. I didn't do one in 2018, 2019, or 2020, either. This is a running joke.
What’s an astronaut’s favorite part of the computer? The Space Bar.
How do you make 7 even?' 'Take away the s.'
It hurts me to say this, but … I have a sore throat.
How do flat-earthers travel? On a plane.
How does a taco say grace?' 'Lettuce pray.'