The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋

Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
Why'd the fisherman order the halibut? Just for the halibut!
Why do dogs float in water? Because they are good buoys.
What group of people never get angry? Nomads.
My friend couldn't afford to pay his bill, so I sent him a 'Get Well Soon' card.
Where do you learn all about ice cream? Sundae school.
Where do you learn to make a banana split?' 'Sundae school.'
How many clickbait articles does it take to change a lightbulb? The answer will shock you!
What’s green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.
I found a wooden shoe in my toilet today. It was clogged.
If a child refuses to nap, are they guilty of resisting a rest?
A buddy asked how many fish I caught. I told him it’s not polite to fish and tell.
You can't spell par entry without "try."
What sound does a witches car make? Broom Broom
What sound does a witches car make? Broom Broom
I’ve never gone to a gun range before. I decided to give it a shot!