The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
What did the drummer call his twin daughters? Anna one, Anna two…
I'm Buzz Aldrin, second man to step on the moon. Neil before me.
During my calculus test, I had to sit between identical twins. It was hard to differentiate between them.
Why did the math book look so sad? Because of all of its problems!'
I can’t find my ‘Gone in 60 seconds’ DVD. It was here a minute ago.
A century ago, two brothers decided it was possible to fly. And as you can see, they were Wright.
How does the moon cut his hair? Eclipse it.
What's a ninja's favorite type of shoes? Sneakers!
How many apples grow on a tree? All of them!
I used to hate facial hair...but then it grew on me.'
Where do boats go when they’re sick? To the boat doc.
What’s a computer’s favorite snack? Microchips!
What do call a criminal landing an airplane? ConDescending.
Do you wanna box for your leftovers? No, but I’ll wrestle you for them.
What did Yoda say when he saw himself in 4K? HDMI.