The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
I ordered a chicken and an egg online. I'll let you know.
What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho cheese.'
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use a honeycomb.
What do you call two monkeys who share an Amazon account? Prime mates.
Can February March? No, but April May.
A ham sandwich walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says, “Sorry, we don’t serve food here. '
How many apples grow on a tree? All of them!
Whenever I try to eat healthy, a chocolate bar looks at me and Snickers.'
Did you hear the rumor about butter? Well, I'm not going to spread it!'
Where do math teachers go on vacation? Times Square.
Someone complimented my parking today! They left a sweet note on my windshield that said 'parking fine.'
Why are pigs so bad at sports? They always hog the ball.
I had a great joke about COVID… but I don’t wanna spread it around.
Dad, can you put the cat out?' 'I didn't know it was on fire.'
How do you get a squirrel to like you? Act like a nut.'