The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
What metal does a Japanese robot consist mostly of? *Manga*nese
How many writers for "The Simpsons" does is take to change a lightbulb? None. They won't admit that it burnt out 15 years ago!
I can count on one hand the amount of times I’ve been to Chernobyl... 14.
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef!
I decided to sell my vacuum cleaner - it was just gathering dust!
Why did the math teacher call her student average? She was being mean.
I can always tell when my wife is lying just by looking at her. I can also tell when she's standing.
Someone has glued my pack of cards together-I don't know how to deal with it.
What do you call two octopuses that look the same? Itenticle.
What do you call a blind dinosaur? A Doyouthinkhesaurus!
I have a joke about hunting for fossils, but you probably wouldn't dig it.
How do you get a country girl's attention? A tractor.
How do celebrities stay cool? They have many fans.
What's a tornado's favorite game? Twister!
Why was the broom late to class? It over-swept.