The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!
What do you call a hippie's wife? Mississippi.
My wife asked me the other day where I got so much candy. I said, "I always have a few Twix up my sleeve."
Why did the poodle buy a clock? It wanted to be a watch dog.
What’s the best kind of bird to work for a construction company? A crane.
My uncle named his dogs Rolex and Timex. They’re his watch dogs!
A cheese factory exploded in France. Da brie is everywhere!
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet—I don't know y.
Wanna hear a joke about construction? I'm still workin' on it!
What do you call a man who can’t stand? Neil.
Why couldn’t the bike stand up on its own? It was too tired.
“What comes once in a minute, twice in a moment but never in a thousand years? The letter M.”
What kind of fruit do ghosts like? Boo-berries.
I'm thinking I should do lunges to stay in shape. That would be a big step forward.
Did you know that the first french fries weren’t cooked in France? They were cooked in Greece.