The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
Waiter: Sir I have Stewed Liver, Fried Kidney, Boiled Toungue and Frozen Legs. Dude: Stop listing your problems man. Just give me the menu.
A squirrel was sitting on the branch of a tree when suddenly it began shaking violently. Looking down he saw an elephant climbing up the tree. "What the hell are you doing," cried the squirrel."I want to eat some cherries.""But this is an oak tree. There aren't any cherries here.""It's okay," said the elephant. "I brought my own."
What do you call an illegal immigrant living in Sweden? An artificial Swedener
Why aren't digital images of Bob Marley scalable? Because they're all rasta graphics.
i kiss my niece on her cheek I lovingly gave my niece a kiss on her cheek upon seeing her at a family get-together. Afterwards, I noticed her wiping her cheek. “Are you wiping off my kiss?”, I asked her. “No”, she smartly replied, “I’m just rubbing it in!”
Why don't pirates take a bath before they walk the plank? They just wash up on shore.
What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick!
I have a fear of speed bumps. I'm slowly getting over it.
My wife asked me the other day where I got so much candy. I said, I always have a few Twix up my sleeve.
What did Baby Corn say to Mama Corn? Where's Pop Corn?
What do you call two monkeys who share an Amazon account? Prime mates.
I was addicted to hokey pokey…but I turned myself around.
What do you call someone with no body and no nose? Nobody knows.'
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it.'
Why do seagulls fly over the ocean?' 'Because if they flew over the bay, we'd call them bagels.'