The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
I have a joke about drilling, but it’s boring.
What do you call someone who tells dad jokes but isn't a dad? A faux pa.
My wife screamed "you haven't listened to a single word I've said, have you?!" What a weird way to start a conversation...
Dogs can't operate MRI machines but catscan.
A slice of apple pie costs $2.50 in Jamaica and $3.00 in the Bahamas. These are the pie rates of the Caribbean.
What did Obi-wan say to Luke when he saw him struggling with the chopsticks? Use the fork, Luke.
Aliens refuse to visit Earth because they've looked up our solar system... and it has a 1-star rating.
I've just come back from holiday in Cuba with stomach problems. Doctors think it might be Castro-entiritus.
Soaking a twig in coke is nice, but soaking a twig in fanta... Fanta stick.
An ice cream parlor has been arrested for drug trafficking in my neighborhood This was yesterday and still cannot believe it. I have been his client most of my life and would never had imagined he sold ice cream
What do you call an Epic Cow? Legend Dairy
Starting this Thursday, some movie theaters will not allow large bags inside the theater But thank God I have a few twix up my sleeve
The farmer was very concerned when his cows got into his marijuana crop. The steaks were high.
Netflix writers have so many different shows to deal with... They have trouble keeping all their characters straight.
Why don't chinese kids believe in Santa? Because they make the toys.