The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
Three things Christ promises he will never do: Won't leave you broken-hearted (Psalm 147:3), won't reject you (John 6:37), and won't leave you nor forsake you (Hebrews 13:5). In essence, Jesus is never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down, never gonna run around and desert you.
What do John Edward and Stevie Wonder have in common? They've both made a lot of money from Superstition
What's the difference between a hunter and a fisherman? A hunter lies in wait, but a fisherman waits, then lies.
Sometimes I like to think back to when my dad used to put me in tires and roll me down the hill ...those were the Goodyears.
Where do bees go to the bathroom? The BP station.
What's the difference between a fisherman and a schoolboy? One baits his hooks, the other hates his books.
What do you call a drunken sailor? Hard to Port.
I made bread last night, and I have been loafing around ever since.
What do you call a knockoff Hasbro toy? My Little Phony
Why did the bungee jumper hit the ground? He didn't pay a tension.
Why isn’t every man in a red suit with a beard Santa? Because correlation doesn’t imply Claus-ality.
We are all like Stormy Daniels now. Just waiting for him to finish.
Ah,school stuff Teacher: Do you know the answer to question *B*? Student: No. Teacher: You need to spend more time studying. Student: Well, do you know Sophie? Teacher: No, why? Student: **You need to spend more time with your husband.**
People think that “queue” is just “q” followed by 4 silent letters But those letters aren’t silent.They’re just waiting their turn.
I really have no idea what carbon dating is... But, I'll try anything at this point.