The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
I'm a fruit. If you take away my first letter, I'm a body part. If you take away my first and last letter, I suck. What am I? pear
The farmer was very concerned when his cows got into his marijuana crop. The steaks were high.
My sister bet me a hundred dollars I couldn't build a car out of spaghetti. You should've seen the look on her face when I drove pasta.
Why are elevator jokes so classic and good They work on many levels.
A guy walks into a bar with a giraffe.They both drink a beer and go to walk out the door but the giraffe collapses on the floor.The guy carries on leaving the bar and the bartender shouts.... 'hey, you can't leave that lyin' there! The guy replies....It's not a lion,it's a giraffe!
My new book I wrote about improving your basement just sold its millionth copy. Its officially a best cellar.
I visited a load of French towns doing impressions of Star Trek characters. Dunkirk?Yea, did all of them.
What country has the most smart people? Bahrain.
Why did thor have such a hard time accepting his brother was actually a frost giant? He was loki racist
A giraffe walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says “you want a longneck?”The giraffe says “you mean I have a choice?”
I ordered rabbit stew at a pub the other day... The server drops the rabbit stew off at my table and starts walking away. I call him back and say, "There's a hare in my stew."
Good news! I've just inherited an estate from my great grandfather! Bad news, it's a 1975 Volvo...
Did you hear a baby goat robbed a bank last week? The news has dubbed him "Billy the Kid."
What does one potato say to another when he’s horny? Wanna hash?
I got banned from laser tag today. Apparently they frown on using a knife to save ammo.