The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
What did the coffee report to the police? A mugging.'
I asked my date to meet me at the gym but she never showed up. I guess the two of us aren't going to work out.
Why don't eggs tell jokes? They'd crack each other up.'
I'd avoid the sushi if I were you. It's a little fishy!
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers!'
How do celebrities stay cool? They have many fans.
What do you call a coupon-using vampire? Suckers for deals!
I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon. I'll let you know.
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator.
What kind of milk comes from a pampered cow? Spoiled milk.
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Great food, no atmosphere!
What did the police officer say to her belly button? You're under a vest!
Q: How does the man in the moon get his hair cut? A: Eclipse it
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate nine!
I just don't trust stairs, they're always up to something.