The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
What do you call a book club that's been stuck on one book for years? Church
Two Squirrels GO Camping They set up a tiny tent and make a tiny campfire. Then, one squirrel pulls out a frying pan and begins to pan fry some twigs. The other squirrel snatches it from his hand and says, "Are you NUTS?!? This is a non-stick pan!"
What do you call a group of butchers? A meating.
My friend's just told me that he's dating twins. I asked him if he had any trouble telling them apart. "Not at all." he said "It's really easy actually. Helen's got blonde hair and Brian's got a beard."
I used to own a wheelbarrow full of four-leaf clovers... ...but then I realized I really shouldn't push my luck.
What do you call two monkeys that share an Amazon account? Prime mates.
Did you hear about the two thieves who stole a calendar? They each got six months.
Kids that won't nap are guilty of resisting a rest.
"I'll call you later." "Don't call me later, call me Dad."
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time, are they guilty of resisting a rest?'
Is this pool safe for diving? It deep ends.'
This morning, Siri said, 'Don’t call me Shirley.' I accidentally left my phone in Airplane mode.
What’s a bad wizard’s favorite computer program? Spell-check.
Why was 2019 afraid of 2020? Because they had a fight and 2021.
What do you call a funny mountain? Hill-arious.