The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
If you see a robbery at an Apple Store does that make you an iWitness?
Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work.
What would the Terminator be called in his retirement? The Exterminator.
Why did Eminem prefer the Johnson & Johnson vaccine? You only get one shot.
Why should you never mention the number 288? It’s two gross.
I ate a clock the other day. It was very time consuming.
I haven’t talked to my wife in a week — I didn’t want to interrupt her.
If two vegetarians get in an argument, is it still called beef?
What’s brown and sticky? A stick.
Why did the ram run over the cliff? He didn’t see the ewe turn.
What’s the difference between a dad and a grill? A grill runs out out of gas.
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals? Philippe Flop.
Where do you learn to make ice cream? Sundae school.
I told him, “I think we’ll still be using mirrors in five years.”
I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down!