The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
If you see a crime at an Apple Store, does that make you an iWitness?'
Someone complimented my parking today! They left a sweet note on my windshield that said 'parking fine.'
What do you call someone who refuses to fart in public? A private tutor.
Have you ever tried to catch a fog? I tried yesterday but I mist.'
What has ears but cannot hear? A cornfield!
I asked the librarian if books about paranoia were avaiable.
Did you get your haircut?' No, I got them all cut.
I could tell a joke about pizza, but it's a little cheesy.'
Have you heard about the restaurant on the moon? Great food, no atmosphere.
I asked my dog what's two minus two. He said nothing.
Did you hear about the circus fire? It was in tents.'
My wife left me because of my obsession with pasta. I'm feeling cannelloni right now.
Have you heard about those new corduroy pillows? They're making headlines.
Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field.
What kind of cars do eggs drive? Yolkswagens.