The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
What does a librarian use to go fishing? A bookworm.
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.
When the grocery store checker asks me if I want my milk in a bag, I say no, I’d rather keep it in the carton.
Did you hear the one about the claustrophobic astronaut? He just needed a little space.
Why did the girl toss a clock out the window? She wanted to see time fly.
Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel.
When does a joke become a dad joke? When it becomes apparent.
I used to hate facial hair, but then it grew on me.
Did you hear the rumor about butter? Well, I'm not going to go spreading it!
What should you do if you meet a giant? Use big words.
What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.
Yesterday, I was washing the car with my son. He said, “Dad, can’t you just use a sponge?”
What do you call a man with a rubber toe? Roberto.
Last night I had a dream I was a muffler. I woke up exhausted.
Mom asked me to put ketchup on the grocery list. Now I can't see anything.