The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
My Neighbor Is Trying To Argue That Spheres Have Corners I don't listen to his ramblings because they're pointless.
Why are sea shanties so popular right now? They’re about current events.
What do you call a bacterial disease caused by two grizzlies? Twobearculosis.
My teenage daughter can't decide whether she wants to be a hairdresser or a short story writer... I guess she'll have to flip a coin....Heads or Tales.
Why did Kermit The Frog lift off a manhole cover and dive in? He was kermitting sewercide.
So a couple of farmers are standing around talking. One goes you know, "I had a bull who just wouldn't breed anything, so I took him to the vet and she gave me some pills to give to him. Well he bred all of my cows and jumped the fence and bred all of the neighbors cows!" The other farmer looked at him and asked what kind of pills they were and the first one responds, "I don't know, but they kinda taste like mint."
I wonder if Buzz and woody had ever met Andy's mom's toys. They probably have the same names
Every time I go to a comic convention in my normal clothes, people ask me who I'm going as. I finally have an answer... Thanks to Marvel, I'm going as a Skrull in disguise...
BREAKING NEWS: There was an explosion at the local cheese factory! Da Brie is everywhere.
How does Santa keep his bathroom so spotless & clean? He uses Comet.
Just read that actor Maria Mercedes broke off her engagement to William Shatner. She realized she'd be known as Maria Shatner Mercedes.
A man walks into a bar and orders a Corona and two hurricanes... The bartender says that'll be $20.20
My name is Brett but my Spanish speaking friends call me Pan.
What do you call a mom who turns into a dad? Transparent.
Did you hear the rumor about butter? Well, I'm not going to go spreading it!