The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
What do you call a fish with two knees? A two-knee fish!
Which state has the most streets? Rhode Island.
What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener!
Why do melons have weddings? Because they cantaloupe.
Did you hear about the 12-inch dog? It was a foot long.
What’s that Nevada city where all the dentists visit? Floss Vegas.
I invested in a soup manufacturer. I asked them what the stock options were. They said chicken or vegetable
I just went into my local bookstore and asked if they had any books on turtles... “Hardback?”, asked the clerk.“Yes, with cute little legs.” I said.
I asked an old couple for relationship tips and the wife said "tell him a fruit joke..." And if he doesn't appreciate fruit jokes you need to let that mango.
What happens when you put a bar at a golf range? (OC) A lot of drunk driving.
What do you get if you enlarge a centipede to 100x its normal size? A dollarpede.
What do you call a fight between two loan sharks? A conflict of interest
What do you call Spiderman when he parks his car? Peter Parker
Went to the library and asked for a book on Pavlov’s dog and Schrodinger’s cat. The librarian said it rang a bell but she didn’t know if it was there or not.
What’s an image editor’s favourite country? Ireland. It’s royalty free.