The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
I wasn’t expecting to be diagnosed as colour blind. It really came out of the purple.
My wife is really mad at the fact that I have no sense of direction. So I packed up my stuff and right!'
Do you know the last thing my grandfather said to me before he kicked the bucket? 'Grandson, watch how far I can kick this bucket.'
Why is it a bad idea to iron a four leaf clover? Because you shouldn’t press your luck!
How was Rome split in two? With a pair of Ceasars.
What did the two pieces of bread say on their wedding day? It was loaf at first sight.
Dad: I named you after my father. After my father: I know
Why are piggy banks so wise?' 'They're filled with common cents.'
I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon. I'll let you know...'
I searched for a lighter on Amazon, but all I could find was 401 matches…
What do you call an obese psychic? A four-chin teller.
If sweet dreams are made of cheese… Who am I to dis-a-brie?
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? It's okay, he woke up.'
What did the police officer say to her belly button? You're under a vest!
Cooking out this weekend? Don’t forget the pickle. It’s kind of a big dill.