The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
Did you hear the price of balloons is going to increase? I blame it on inflation. But on the positive side, sales are supposed to go up!
Monday - Greg, Tuesday - Ian, Wednesday - Greg, Thursday - Ian, Friday - Greg, Saturday - Ian, Sunday - Greg The Gregorian calendar
The Difference Between Starkiller Base and The Death Star Starkiller base doesn't have a reactor core because it is a copyright of the fine bros.
Bank Robber: Where's the safe? Teller:Bank Robber: I SAID WHERE'S THESAFE?Teller:Bank Robber: WTF!!Penn: He always does this.
When asked for her occupation, a woman charged with a traffic violation said she was a school teacher. The judge rose from the bench. “Madam, I have waited years for a school teacher to appear before this court," he smiled with delight. “Now sit down at that table and write 'I will not pass through a red light' five hundred times!"
Why do flamingoes life one leg up? If they lifted both they'd fall.
A communist joke isn't funny... unless everyone gets it.
Why can't you send a duck to space? Because the bill would be astronomical.
How many telemarketers does it take to change a light bulb? Only one, but he has to do it while you are eating dinner.
Shouldn't the "roof" of your mouth actually be called the ceiling?
My kid wants to invent a pencil with an eraser on each end, but I just don't see the point.
Q: Why is it hard to understand volunteers? A: Because they make no cents.
Kid: Dad, I'm hungry. Dad: Hi Hungry, I'm Dad.
Kids that won't nap are guilty of resisting a rest.
How did the hipster burn his mouth? He ate the pizza before it was cool.