The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
How do you get a farm girl to like you? A tractor.
I'll call you later.' Don't call me later, call me Dad.
Did you hear the one about the roof? Never mind, it's over your head.
What kind of shoes does a lazy person wear? Loafers.
How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm? You look for fresh prints.
Where do boats go when they're sick? To the dock.
I like telling Dad jokes. Sometimes he laughs!'
What's a tornado's favorite game? Twister!
I was sitting on the back porch with my wife when I suddenly blurted out, 'I love you.' 'Is that you or the beer talking?' she asked. I answered, 'It’s me… talking to my beer.'
How does the moon cut his hair?' 'Eclipse it.'
What has four wheels and flies? A garbage truck.
You used to be able to get air for free at gas stations, but now it's a $1. That's inflation for you.
Where do boats go when they're sick?' 'To the boat doc.'
Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field.
Which days are the strongest? Saturday and Sunday. The rest are weekdays.