The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
I can sum up 2021 in one word. Five
How does a boar sign its name? With a pig pen.
What do call a criminal landing an airplane? ConDescending.
They say that breakfast is the most important meal of the day. Well, not if it’s poisoned. Then the antidote becomes the most important.
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it.'
Why did Hitler wear eye glasses? Because without them he could Nazi.
What made the tomato blush? It saw the salad dressing.
How do you make 7 even?' 'Take away the s.'
Why do melons have weddings? They cantaloupe!
The world tongue-twister champion just got arrested. I hear they’re gonna give him a really tough sentence.
I used to hate facial hair, but then it grew on me.
I found a wooden shoe in my toilet today. It was clogged.
I tried to get a smart car the other day but they sold out too fast. Why? I guess I'm just a bit slow.
I thought the dryer was shrinking my clothes. Turns out it was the refrigerator all along.'
Can February March? No, but April May!'