The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
I just applied for a job down at the diner. I told them I really bring a lot to the table.
What brand of underwear do scientists wear? Kelvin Klein.
How do flat-earthers travel? On a plane.
I think my wife is putting glue on my antique guns collection. She denies it but I'm sticking to my guns.
A ship carrying red paint and a ship carrying blue paint collide in the middle of the ocean. Both crews were marooned.
I asked my dog what's two minus two. He said nothing.'
My wife and I let astrology get between us. It Taurus apart.
I built a model of Mount Everest and my son asked if it was to scale. "No," I said. "It's to look at."
Did you hear about the guy who had his left side cut off? He's all right now!
What invention allows us to see through walls? Windows.
What’s a scarecrow’s favorite fruit? Straw-berries
What do you call a fly with a sore throat? A hoarse fly.
30 percent of pet owners let their pets sleep in their bed. I tried it and my goldfish died.
What do you call a factory that makes okay products. A satisfactory.
What kind of music scares balloons? Pop music.