The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
I wanted to eat a watch for lunch, but it was too time-consuming.
How do you make a water bed bouncier? Add spring water.
My wife asked me the other day where I got so much candy. I said, "I always have a few Twix up my sleeve."
What did the plumber say to the singer? Nice pipes.
Why is it a bad idea to eat a clock? Because it's so time-consuming.
What do you call a locomotive carrying bubble gum? A chew chew train.
I have a joke about butter, but I’m not going to spread it.
This morning, Siri said, “Don’t call me Shirley.” I accidentally left my phone in Airplane mode.
Did you hear about the 12-inch dog? It was a foot long.
What do you call a pile of coins in the rain? Climate change
Why is it a bad idea to flush old wooden Dutch shoes down a toilet? It would start Clogging up
Apple just announced their next groundbreaking product The iShovel
When you're on the Oregon Trail don't make fun of Terrance, or he might kill you. You don't want to die of dissin' Terry.
I tried to buy perfume from a vending machine, but it was out of odor.
Why was the fisherman upset with his new property? After selling his sole for a small plaice perched by the sea (something to the tuna 500 square feet), he found something fishy within contract and realised he cod do better if he weren't such a cheap-skate.