The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
Q: Why are nurses always running out of red crayons? A: Because they often have to draw blood.
Why was the robot so tired after his road trip? He had a hard drive.
What did the dumbwaiter say to the elevator? I think I'm coming down with something.
If I ever find the doctor who screwed up my limb replacement surgery...I'll kill him with my bear hands.
What does a mobster buried in cement soon become? A hardened criminal.
Not sure if you have noticed, but I love bad puns. That’s just how eye roll.
When does a joke become a dad joke? When it becomes apparent.
What do you call two octopuses that look the same? Itenticle.
I decided to sell my vacuum cleaner—it was just gathering dust!'
It's easy to convince ladies not to eat Tide Pods, but harder to deter gents.
Did you hear about the outlet who got in a fight with the power cord? He thought he could socket to him.
Son: Dad, I’m hungry. Dad: Hi hungry, I’m Dad.
A witch's vehicle goes brrrroom brrrroom!
Why is grass so dangerous? Because it’s full of blades.
When does a joke turn into a dad joke? When it becomes apparent.