The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
What is a bus’s favorite food? Children.(Joke created by my 6 year old)
I went to Dicks Sporting Goods and bought a heavy bad and 14oz gloves. The checkout clerk asked me, "Do you wanna box for those?" ... Why does it always have to be a fight with you people? Can't I just pay for them and go home?
And the first prize is [drum roll]: One night with Donald Trump. Second prize is two nights.
Why should you do up your zipper when you go to Ukraine? Chernobyl fall out
What do you call summer camp for unvaccinated kids? Cemeteries.
Manuel turned his life around. He used to be sad and lonely.Now he's lonely and sad.
On Christmas I was just minding my own business when I was visited by a few ghosts. The plot Dickens.
A man goes to a diner and orders a grilled cheese sandwich and a glass of room temperature sweet tea. When his food arrives he takes a sip of the tea but finds it to be scorching hot. "Ow!" yells the man, "I asked for this to be room temperature!" "It is, sir" says the waiter "The kitchen is on fire."
A woman on a dating site sent me a message saying, "Wow! Your gorgeous, how come your still single?" "It's spelled 'you're'," I replied.
What did Axl Rose name the colonics spa that he proudly opened? 'Buns n Hoses'
Two terrorists having discussion in a bar The waiter asks them what the discussion was about.Terrorist: We are planning to kill 14 thousand people and a donkey.Waiter: Why a donkey?Then one terrorist says to the other, “See I told you nobody will care about the 14 thousand people”.
Cattle feed shopping Recently I got to know of this site which sells excellent Cattle feed. It mainly constitutes grain supplement and came highly recommended. However I was disappointed with the quality when it was delivered. I had to give them the feed back.
Dad, what is a cross-dresser? Ask your mother, he knows.
I keep loading paper into my printer but it keeps saying "I just can't get enough" I think it's stuck in Depeche Mode.
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