The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
What do you call bears with no ears? B.
The world tongue-twister champion just got arrested. I hear they’re gonna give him a really tough sentence.
Why shouldn't you tell an egg a joke? It'll crack up.
How do you make the number one disappear? You add “g' and it’s GONE
What has more letters than the alphabet?' 'The post office!'
When I die, I want to be cremated. It’s my last chance to have a smokin’ hot body.
A skeleton walks into a bar and says, 'Hey, bartender. I'll have one beer and a mop.''
How do celebrities stay cool? They have many fans.
Son: Dad, I’m hungry. Dad: Hi hungry, I’m Dad.
Why did the Oreo go to the dentist? It lost its filling.
What’s green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.
How do astronomers organize a party? They planet.
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
Wanna hear a joke about paper? Never mind. It's tearable.
I want to name my puppies Rolex and Timex so I can have watch dogs.