The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
When I die, I want to be cremated. It’s my last chance to have a smokin’ hot body.
What religion are crows? Birddism.
Why do seagulls fly over the ocean?' 'Because if they flew over the bay, we'd call them bagels.'
How you fix a broken pumpkin? With a pumpkin patch.
Why can't a nose be 12 inches long? Because then it would be a foot.'
What did one monocle say to the other monocle? Let's get together and make a spectacle of ourselves.
I sold our vacuum cleaner; it was just gathering dust.
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time, are they guilty of resisting a rest?'
The first thing Santa's elves learn in school is their elf-abet.
What do a tick and the Eiffel Tower have in common?' 'They're both Paris sites.'
How was Rome split in two? With a pair of Ceasars.
What do you call a line of men waiting to get haircuts? A barberqueue.
I can tolerate algebra, maybe even a little calculus but graphing is where I draw the line.
Why did the raisin go out with the prune? Because he couldn’t find a date.
Just look at that couple down the road,' a wife told her husband. 'He keeps holding her hand, kissing her, holding the door for her. Why can’t you do that?' 'Are you insane?' he responded. 'I barely know the woman!'