The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
How many telemarketers does it take to change a light bulb? Only one, but he has to do it during dinner.
What did one wall say to the other?' 'I'll meet you at the corner.'
Do you wanna box for your leftovers? No, but I’ll wrestle you for them.
What did the ocean say to the beach?' 'Nothing, it just waved.'
In a freak accident today, a photographer was killed when a huge lump of cheddar landed on him. To be fair, the people who were being photographed did try to warn him.
I can’t find my ‘Gone in 60 seconds’ DVD. It was here a minute ago.
What do you call a zombie who cooks stir fries? Dead man wok-ing
How fast is milk? It’s pasteurized before you know it.
I asked my wife if I was the only one she slept with. She said yes—the others were 7’s and 8’s.
Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it!
Where does a sheep go to get a haircut? The baa baa shop.
What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer? A father-in-law.
“My extra winter weight is finally gone. Now, I have spring rolls.”
I told my doctor I heard buzzing, but she said it's just a bug that's going around.
To the person who stole my depression medication: I hope you're happy now.