The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
I used to be a personal trainer. Then I gave my too weak notice.'
My boss asked me why I only get sick on work days. I said it must be my weekend immune system.
I’m really excited for the amateur autopsy club I just joined. Tuesday is open Mike night!
How many clickbait articles does it take to change a lightbulb? The answer will shock you!
I used to be addicted to soap, but I’m clean now.
A buddy asked how many fish I caught. I told him it’s not polite to fish and tell.
I was in a job interview the other day and they asked if I could perform under pressure. I said no, but I could perform Bohemian Rhapsody.
Did you hear about the cheese that’s been working out? Dude’s shredded
What do call a criminal landing an airplane? ConDescending.
What do call a criminal landing an airplane? ConDescending.
I just read that someone in London gets stabbed every 52 seconds. Poor bastard.
A witch's vehicle goes brrrroom brrrroom!
If a child refuses to nap, are they guilty of resisting a rest?'
How does a hurricane see? With one eye.
You know, people say they pick their nose, but I feel like I was just born with mine.'