The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
"I'll call you later." Don't call me later, call me Dad.
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know y.
What do you call a baby monkey? A chimp off the old block.
I always knock on the fridge door before opening it, just in case there's a salad dressing.
Why was 2019 afraid of 2020? Because they had a fight and 2021.
How do frogs invest their money? They use a stock croaker.
What did the sink tell the toilet? “You look flushed.”
The first thing Santa's elves learn in school is their elf-abet.
Why was the broom late? It over-swept.
How do birds learn to fly? They wing it.
Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged.
A magician was walking down the street — then he turned into a store.
I can't take my dog to the pond anymore because the ducks keep attacking him. That's what I get for buying a pure bread dog.
I catered a movie night where they watched titanic. Safe to say the iceberg lettuce wraps didn’t go over well.
You can’t trust atoms. They make up everything!