The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
Am I the only man my wife has ever dated? Unfortunately yes, she said the others were all nines or tens!
What do you get when you cross an elephant and a fish? Swimming trunks.
What’s the best kind of bird to work for a construction company? A crane.
Did you hear the rumor about butter? Well, I’m not going to go spreading it!
How do you measure the mass of an influencer's following? By Instagrams!
What do computers eat for a snack? Microchips.
What key is used to open bananas? A mon-key.
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.
How does cereal pay its bills? With Chex.
A cop started crying while he was writing me a ticket. I asked him why and he said, "It's a moving violation."
Am I the only man my wife has ever dated? Unfortunately yes, she said the others were all nines or tens!
What does a librarian use to go fishing? A bookworm.
What do cows like to read? Cattle-logs.
My wife left me because of my obsession with pasta. I'm feeling cannelloni right now.
Just finished cleaning my grill. It was grate.