The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
What happened to the lost beef shipment? Nobody's herd.
What do you call a cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese!
What did the two pieces of bread say on their wedding day? It was loaf at first sight.
Did you hear about the guy who had his left side cut off? He's all right now!
Did you hear about the guy who had his left side cut off? He's all right now!
What do you call a medieval lamp? A knight light.
I got my best friend a fridge for his birthday. I can’t wait to see his face light up when he opens it!
I hate my job—all I do is crush cans all day. It’s soda pressing.
I once wrote a song about a tortilla, but it's more of a wrap.
Someone complimented my parking today! They left a sweet note on my windshield that said “parking fine.”
A man found a magic lamp with a genie that offered him three wishes. The man said, “For my first wish, I’d like to be rich.” “Okay, Rich,” said the genie. “What would you like for your second wish?”
Where do elephants store luggage? In a trunk.
What gets wetter the more it dries? A towel.
Potatoes are taking over the world... They say it's the rise of the mashines
Security guard goes outside a side door for a cigarette and spots a sandwich on the ground with wires sticking out He radios his boss "Hey Jim, there's a sandwich outside the door here with wires sticking out of it"His boss replies "Is it ticking?""No, it's turkey and ham."