The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
What did the grape do when he got stepped on? He let out a little wine.
I'm thinking I should do lunges to stay in shape. That would be a big step forward.
Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.
What has ears but cannot hear? A cornfield!
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet—I don't know y.
I'm reading an anti-gravity book, and I just can't put it down!
What’s that Nevada city where all the dentists visit? Floss Vegas.
What do you call two monkeys who share an Amazon Prime account? Prime mates.
Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef!
What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener!
Where do books hide when they’re afraid? Under their covers.
What rock group has four men who don't sing? Mount Rushmore.
The difference between a numerator and a denominator is a short line. Only a fraction of people will understand this
I used to hate facial hair, but then it grew on me.