The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
Do you think glass coffins will be a success? Remains to be seen.
What’s Forrest Gump’s password? 1forrest1.
What do you call a penguin in the White House? Lost.
I have a joke about drilling, but it’s boring.
How do celebrities stay cool? They have many fans.
6:30 is hands down the best time on the clock.
Why do dads take an extra pair of socks when they play golf? In case they get a hole in one.
In the beef army there was a soldier who always snuck up on the enemy from the left or right. He was a flank steak.
What happens when a frogs car dies? He needs a jump. If that doesn't work he has to get it toad.
How do you make 7 even? You take away the s.
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
When does a joke become a dad joke? When it becomes apparent!
"Did you get your haircut?" No, I got them all cut.
My neighbor got sued for a fire his grill started. He filed for an appeal when he lost and it ended up in a pellet court.
My wife asked why I didn’t buy her flowers. To be fair, I didn’t know she sold flowers.