The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
How does the moon cut his hair? Eclipse it.
What kind of magic do cows believe in? Moodoo!
My ex and I had a very amicable divorce. I know this because when I posted on Facebook, “I’m getting a divorce,” she was the first one to like it.
What do you call birds that stick together? Velcrows
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it.
I went to see the doctor about my blocked ear. “Which ear is it?” he asked. “2018,” I replied.
When I see the names of lovers engraved on a tree, I don’t find it cute or romantic. I find it weird how many people take knives with them on dates.
What do you call a line you wait in to buy a grill? A Barbe-Queue.
Give a man a plane ticket and he flies for the day. Push him out of the plane at 3,000 feet and he’ll fly for the rest of his life.
Dear Math, it's time to grow up and solve your own problems.
What’s a scarecrow’s favorite fruit? Straw-berries
"Did you get your haircut?" No, I got them all cut.
Why can’t a leopard hide? Because he’s always spotted.
What happens when a frogs car dies? He needs a jump. If that doesn't work he has to get it toad.
I used to work in a shoe recycling shop. It was sole destroying.