The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
Why did the employee get fired from the keyboard factory? He wasn’t putting in enough shifts.
What happens when ice cream gets angry? It has a meltdown.
Why did the duck fall on the sidewalk? He tripped on a quack.
Why are farmers always the best husbands? They always produce the best seeds.
Can everyone who is here for the yodelling lessons... Please form an orderly orderly orderly orderly queue.
My roommate in college always gave us advice on what drugs to try on different holidays. He was the original trip advisor.
On pride month, the trans man spoke about how free he felt after his surgery. It was like a huge weight off his chest.
What do you call a 6 feet tall circle that recently got his diploma from college? A Graduated cylinder.
Why did the invisible man turn down his job? He couldn’t see himself doing it.
What happened when the bakery burned down? Their business was toast!
Observational humor isn't funny See?
I never get into arguments with ballerinas they always have a strong point
Common English Mistakes Common English Mistakes-mixing up there, their, and they're-using the wrong too, to, or two-putting commas in the wrong place-enslaving innocent people and stealing their riches-using apostrophes for plurals
Where does a crayon go on vacation? Color-ado. My seven year old just told me this one.
Knock knock! Who's there? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I lost the election?