The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
If you see a crime at an Apple store, are you an iWitness?
What do you call a locomotive carrying bubble gum? A chew chew train.
Did you hear about the girl who quit her job at the doughnut factory? She was fed up with the hole business.
Did you hear the rumor about butter? Well, I’m not going to go spreading it!
They say that breakfast is the most important meal of the day. Well, not if it’s poisoned. Then the antidote becomes the most important.
What do you call a shoe made out of a banana? A slipper.
Wanna hear a joke about paper? Never mind. It's tearable.
Why can’t a leopard hide? Because he’s always spotted.
Where did the cat go after losing its tail? The retail store.
How does cereal pay its bills? With Chex.
Did you hear about the outlet who got in a fight with the power cord? He thought he could socket to him.
I just found out I’m colorblind. The news came out of the purple!
Mom is mad at me because she asked me to sync her phone, so I threw it in the ocean.
What kind of sandals do frogs wear? Open-toad.
What do you call a shoe made out of a banana? A slipper.