The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
Struggling to think of what to buy someone for Christmas? Get theme a fridge and watch their face light up when they open it.
I have a joke about hunting for fossils, but you probably wouldn’t dig it.
What's E.T. short for? Because he's only got little legs!
The difference between a numerator and a denominator is a short line. Only a fraction of people will understand this.
If two vegetarians get in an argument, is it still called beef?
How come the Hulk doesn't lose his pants when he transforms? The experiment altered his jeans.
Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it!
Where do you learn to make ice cream? At sundae school!
Why did the employee get fired from the keyboard factory? He wasn’t putting in enough shifts.
Imagine if you walked into a bar and there was a long line of people waiting to take a swing at you. That’s the punch line.
What has four wheels and flies? A garbage truck.
Why couldn’t the bike stand up on its own? It was too tired.
Two sheep walk into a—baaaa.
What is heavy forward but not backward? A ton.
What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot!