The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
This ham sandwich walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender says, “Sorry, we don’t serve food here.”
If you see a crime at an Apple store, are you an iWitness?
To the person who stole my depression medication: I hope you're happy now.
You can’t trust atoms. They make up everything!
Why did the picture go to jail? He was framed.
What did the buffalo say to his son when he dropped him off at school? “Bison!”
Why did the baseball player get arrested? He stole third base.
What do you call a medieval lamp? A knight light.
I was once a personal trainer, until I gave a too-weak notice.
Which knight of the round table was the beefiest? Sir loin.
Why can’t a leopard hide? Because he’s always spotted.
What kind of cars do eggs drive? Yolkswagens.
What state is known for its small drinks? Minnesota.
Without geometry life is pointless.
What do you call a shoe made out of a banana? A slipper.