The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they are shellfish!
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you. You have my Word!
What's the difference between a well-dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly-dressed man on a bicycle? Attire.
I tell dad jokes but I have no kids. I’m a faux pa!
What does an evil hen lay? Deviled eggs.
I used to be addicted to the hokey pokey, but I turned myself around.
What did the pecan say to the walnut it was chasing? I’ll cashew eventually!
Why can't a leopard hide? He's always spotted.
What do you call two monkeys who share an Amazon account? Prime mates.
Why didn’t the astronaut come home to his wife? He needed his space.
As my beloved grandfather would always say: I’d rather have a bottle in front of me... ...than a frontal lobotomy.
My New Year Resolution for 2018 is... Buying bitcoin in 2011!
When I was at the immigration office, I interrupted an officer answering his phone and told him "Ship them back where they came from. They have a tendency to explode". He arrested me for being Islamophobic. As I was dragged out, I was yelling "I was talking about your Samsung Galaxy Note 7!"
A new discovery which makes dogs live as long as human beings... Allowing a loving bond between them and their non vaccinated owners has been discovered.
What do you call it when an ambulance crashes into the side of a hospital? A medical breakthrough...