The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋

Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!

I had a great joke about COVID… but I don’t wanna spread it around.

What happens to Jason Momoa once he dies? He becomes Jason Nomoa.

What do you call a hippie’s wife? Mississippi.

Mountains aren't just funny. They're hill areas.'

Marriage involves three rings: The engagement ring, the wedding ring, and the suffer-ring.

What's the best thing about Switzerland? I don't know, but the flag is a big plus.

I have a joke about trickle down economics. But 99% of you will never get it.

What invention allows us to see through walls? Windows.

Why didn’t the sun go to college? It already had a million degrees.

How do you fix a broken tomato? With tomato paste.

Do you think glass coffins will be a success? Remains to be seen.

What do you call a funny mountain? Hill-arious.

I can't take my dog to the pond anymore because the ducks keep attacking him. That's what I get for buying a pure bread dog.

What did one monocle say to the other monocle? Let's get together and make a spectacle of ourselves.

My friend was showing me his tool shed and pointed to a ladder. “That's my stepladder,” he said. "I never knew my real ladder.”