The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋

Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
I had a great joke about COVID… but I don’t wanna spread it around.
What happens to Jason Momoa once he dies? He becomes Jason Nomoa.
What do you call a hippie’s wife? Mississippi.
Mountains aren't just funny. They're hill areas.'
Marriage involves three rings: The engagement ring, the wedding ring, and the suffer-ring.
What's the best thing about Switzerland? I don't know, but the flag is a big plus.
I have a joke about trickle down economics. But 99% of you will never get it.
What invention allows us to see through walls? Windows.
Why didn’t the sun go to college? It already had a million degrees.
How do you fix a broken tomato? With tomato paste.
Do you think glass coffins will be a success? Remains to be seen.
What do you call a funny mountain? Hill-arious.
I can't take my dog to the pond anymore because the ducks keep attacking him. That's what I get for buying a pure bread dog.
What did one monocle say to the other monocle? Let's get together and make a spectacle of ourselves.
My friend was showing me his tool shed and pointed to a ladder. “That's my stepladder,” he said. "I never knew my real ladder.”