The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
A rancher had only had 48 cows on his property, but when he rounded them up he had 50.
I told my dad he had to quit smoking. When it came to his health we just couldn’t brisket.
What do you call a fake noodle? An Impasta.
Can February March? No, but April May!
What has five toes but isn't your foot? My foot.
Why was the broom late? It over-swept.
To the person who stole my place in line: I’m after you now.
I was reading a great book about an immortal dog the other day. It was impossible to put down.
Why was the belt sent to jail? For holding up a pair of pants!
A kid decided to burn his house down. His dad watched, tears in his eyes. He put his arm around the mom and said, “That’s arson.”
What’s brown and sticky? A stick.
What did the hamburger name its baby? Patty.
I have a joke about inferiority complexes, but it’s not very good.
Why can’t you trust a balloon? It’s full of hot air
My grief counselor died the other day. He was so good at his job, I don’t even care.