The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋

Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!

What kind of magic do cows believe in? Moodoo!

What sort of room has no windows or doors? A mushroom!

Did I tell you the time I fell in love during a backflip? I was heels over head.

Just finished cleaning my grill. It was grate.

What’s Forrest Gump’s password? 1forrest1

During quarantine no one got my humor. I guess it was all the inside jokes.

What sound does a witches car make? Broom Broom

Every night, I have hard time remembering something, but then it dawns on me.

I have a clean conscious—it's never been used.

Why do seagulls fly over the sea? If they flew over the bay, they would be bagels.

I have a joke about being a rejected organ donor, but I just don't have the guts.

What’s the North Korean leader’s favorite periodic element? Un un quadium. Then, uranium

What do you call cheese that isn't yours Nacho cheese.

3 kangaroos walk into a bar "Why in the world are there 3 kangaroos in the bar" says the bar tenderThe kangaroos then wreak havoc on the bar as they are wild animals and belong outdoors where they can do wild animal things.

Did you hear about the shooting at the Dyslexic makeup factory? It was a total mascara.