The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
Q: What do you call an Oyster who is stuck in traffic? A: A PearlJam 😃
My spinster aunt thinks that statues of Jesus on the crucifix in only a loincloth is too revealing, so she has started covering them in appropriate clothing. ...aparently, she's a cross-dresser now.
The library in our town had thousands and thousands of books But even then everyone referred to it as the two storey building.
It's my cake day, so better post a joke about cakes... Why couldn't the Teddy bear finish his birthday cake? Because he was already stuffed...Sorry, I'll do better next year - definitely Muffin that I will repeat again!
What did Santa say when he dropped down the chimney at the kardashians? Ho Ho Ho!
If you work at a water bottle factory It must be difficult to not drink on the job
My coach told me to bring out the tiger in me during our football game. I didn't want to waste any of my favorite frosted flakes cereal.
What did they circle say when he found out he wasn't actually a circle? "Yeah whatever, I'm Oval it"
What happens to a turtle when it dies? It goes into riga-tortoise
Did you see the Chinese flag on the moon? There are children all over China bragging they sewed it.
I identify as an ambulance My pronouns are wee/woo
My father was killed by a herd of pigs. The coroner labeled his death a sooie-cide
What do you call vegan seafood? Artifishial
What did the infomercial actor say after realizing he was getting fat? Butt weight, there's more!
What name would you call someone with poor local area network? What name would you call someone with poor local area network? Nolan