The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
I think I thought of a great joke about yoga But you might need to help me with the punchline, it's a bit of a stretch.
What do you call a flying priest? A bird of pray.
Why is grass so dangerous? Because it’s full of blades.
Can February March? No, but April May!'
Why did the raisin go out with the prune? Because he couldn’t find a date.
Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field.
Why don’t pirates take a bath before they walk the plank? They just wash up on shore.
Why can’t a leopard hide? Because he’s always spotted.
What do you call someone who refuses to fart in public? A private tutor.
What kind of jewelry do rabbits wear? 14 carrot gold.
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.
What do you call a cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese!
Did you know that the first french fries weren’t cooked in France? They were cooked in Greece.
My wife gave birth three times and still fits in her prom dress from high school. I gave birth zero times and I don’t fit in my pants from March.
Dad, did you get a haircut? No, I got them all cut.