The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one.
There's a new type of broom in stores. It's sweeping the nation!
What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday? Hoppy Birthday!
I didn't want to believe that my dad was stealing from his job as a traffic cop, but when I got home, all the signs were there.
What's the difference between a well-dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly-dressed man on a bicycle? Attire.
My friend keeps saying "cheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water." I know he means well.
I have a fish that can breakdance. Only for ten seconds though, and only once.
What do you call a seagull that flies over the bay? A bagel
I just spent $300 on a limo and learned it doesn't come with a driver. I can't believe I have nothing to chauffer it.
Why did the boy bring a ladder on the bus? He wanted to go to high school.
What state is known for its small drinks? Minnesota.
Yogurt is the most high class dairy product to buy. It’s so cultured.
Of all the inventions of the last 100 years, the dry erase board has to be the most remarkable.
What do you call two monkeys who share an Amazon account? Prime mates.
There's a new type of broom in stores. It's sweeping the nation!