The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
What's a sea monster's favourite food? Fish and ships
Look down the front of your shirt, and spell "Attic" out loud. One genuine dad joke for your amusement!
Guy: "WAITER!! Why did you bring me a wet plate!?" Waiter: "Thats the soup sir"
Where did Captain Hook buy his hook? From a second-hand store
What did one cannibal say to the other while they were eating a clown? Does this taste funny to you?
How many DIY buffs does it take to change a light bulb? One, but it takes two weeks and four trips to the hardware store.
I built a model of Mount Everest and my son asked if it was to scale. No, I said. It's to look at.
What do lazy farmers grow? Couch potatoes!
My boss told me to have a good day, so I went home!
What’s the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle and a well-dressed man on a bicycle? Attire.
Who were the greenest Presidents in US history? The bushes.
My wife gave birth three times and still fits in her prom dress from high school. I gave birth zero times and I don’t fit in my pants from March.
Not sure if you have noticed, but I love bad puns. That’s just how eye roll.
I used to hate facial hair, but then it grew on me.
What did the buffalo say to its son when he left? Bison!