The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
A doctor walks into a room with a dying patient and tells him, 'I’m sorry, but you only have ten left.' The patient asks him, 'Ten what, Doc? Hours? Days? Weeks?' The doctor calmly looks at him and says, 'Nine.'
What happens to Jason Momoa once he dies? He becomes Jason Nomoa.
What did the coffee report to the police? A mugging.'
I used to be addicted to the hokey-pokey until I turned myself around.
I once had a dream I was floating in an ocean of orange soda. It was more of a fanta sea.'
What’s the least spoken language in the world? Sign language.
What do a tick and the Eiffel Tower have in common?' 'They're both Paris sites.'
Which state has the most streets? Rhode Island.
What did the shy pebble wish for? That he was a little boulder.
What do you call a mom who turns into a dad? Transparent.
What sound does a witch’s car make? Broom broom!
What is a guitar player's favorite Italian food? Strum-boli.
What do you call a funny mountain? Hill-arious.
My son has his BA and his MA—but his PA still supports him.
How do you make a Kleenex dance? Put a little boogie in it!'