The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
I'm reading an anti-gravity book. I can't put it down!
How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood tree?' 'By its bark.'
How does the moon cut his hair?' 'Eclipse it.'
What is a calendar’s favorite food? Dates.
I only seem to get sick on weekdays. I must have a weekend immune system.
Why did the duck fall on the sidewalk? He tripped on a quack.
How do you throw a party in outer space? You planet.
How does the moon cut his hair? Eclipse it.
What did the Dalmatian say after dinner? That hit the spot.
What do you give a sick lemon? Lemon-aid.
What did the buffalo say to its son when he left? Bison!
I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.
I have a joke about drilling, but it’s boring.
Why does a chicken coop only have two doors? Because if it had four doors it would be a chicken sedan!
Did you hear about the cold dinner? It was chili.