The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
What do you call two monkeys that share an Amazon account?' 'Prime mates.'
Where do you learn all about ice cream? Sundae school.
They say that 3/2 people are bad at fractions.
How do you get a squirrel to like you? Act like a nut.'
What did the sink tell the toilet? You look flushed!
My landlord told me we need to talk about the heating bill. 'Sure,' I said. 'My door is always open.'
Which state has the most streets? Rhode Island.'
How does the moon cut his hair? Eclipse it.
What’s green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.
What did the DNA say to the other DNA? “Do these genes make me look fat? '
What do you call a funny mountain? Hill-arious.
What did the mountain climber name his son? Cliff
What did the pepperoni say walking out of the hospital? I’m cured!
I have a joke about a roof, but it would just go over your head.
When the grocery store checker asks me if I want my milk in a bag, I say no, I’d rather keep it in the carton.